Daily Bulletin, Thursday, September 1, 1994 SUMMER PASSED in the blink of an eye, and here we are in the mellow month when New Year's really ought to be celebrated. September is also, according to that invaluable book Chase's Annual Events, "Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month", so please govern yourself accordingly. It's also National Bed Check Month, and I don't think there's any connection. ORIENTATION events will keep the campus hopping next week. I haven't received much in the way of schedules and information yet, but I do know that the usual parents' reception will be happening Monday, Labour Day, in Federation Hall. And "Single and Sexy" is back, the play about sexual behaviour and campus life, with eight performances in the Theatre of the Arts. The first one is tomorrow, Friday, at 1:30 p.m.. Monday showtime is 2 p.m.; Tuesday it's 1:30, 3:30 and 5:30. COMING in the next little while: The English Proficiency Examination, for students who haven't met their faculty's requirement, next Wednesday, September 7. Engineering students can write at 9:30 a.m.; arts, 1 p.m.; science, 2:30; ES, AHS and mathematics, 4 p.m. Open house for correspondence (distance education) students Friday and Saturday, September 23-24. 25th anniversary celebrations for the systems design engineering department, Friday, September 30. Scheduled are a barbecue, department tours, a general meeting in which "Graduates are invited to share their experiences with current students," cocktails and a banquet. FOOD CARDS: If you'll be wanting a Value Plus card for convenience and discounts at food services outlets, today or tomorrow might be a fine time to get it, from the food services offices in the Commissary. The camera and card-making crew will be busy next week issuing new cards to students moving into the Village residences, and the week after that will see a "roving camera" on campus, says Mark Murdoch, manager of food services. The Commissary building? Well, that's the official name of the rectangular brick building at the northeast corner of campus, near the smokestack and the railway tracks, that houses food services and the UW Police. Some of us think of it as part of the General Services Complex, but a possibly reliable source says no, they're officially separate buildings. VOLUNTEERS WANTED: The Volunteer Action Centre downtown has these listings this week: Council secretary -- A secretary is needed to serve on a council for the local division of a movement which is geared to the development of young people. The secretary will keep minutes and present an annual report to the district council. Meetings are held in the evening; a commitment of one year is required. Listing 122-981. Front line crisis support worker -- Volunteers are needed to work on a 24-hour crisis line for women who have been sexually assaulted, either recently or in the past. You may also accompany victims to the hospital, police station or court. Twelve three-hour evenings of training are mandatory. This is an opportunity to work with a strong, safe, supportive, grassroots feminist organization. Listing 035-724. The VAC can be reached at 742-8610 for more information. Chris Redmond Information and Public Affairs, University of Waterloo 888-4567 ext. 3004 credmond@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca