Daily Bulletin, Wednesday, September 28, 1994 SOME PEOPLE will have read in yesterday's Bulletin that the deadline for comments on changes to Policy 18, about staff layoffs, was yesterday. My mistake was quickly corrected: the deadline is today. Comments on the proposal, as discussed in last week's Gazette (and again in today's), can be sent to Dianne Scheiffele in the university secretariat, Needles Hall. RETIREMENT PARTY: The electrical and computer engineering department, as represented by Donna O'Brecht, sends word that "Friends and colleagues of John Hanson and Edwin Heasell are invited to a retirement reception planned in their honour. They both retired from the E&CE department in the spring of 1994, but will continue their association with the department as adjunct professors." The reception is today starting at 4 p.m. in Davis Centre room 1301. Last-minute information and gift contributions: Monica Ruppert, ext. 3387. WATER SHUTDOWN: Here's a reminder that water will be shut off in South Campus Hall and parts of Engineering I (wings A and B, if you know where that is) from 3 p.m. to midnight today. OPENING TOMORROW: The department of computing services is going to open its new Customer Support Centre tomorrow, in room 1052 of the Math and Computer building. The grand opening celebration happens at 3 p.m. What does the CSC have, besides initials that are confusing the recursions out of the Computer Science Club? "You will be able to obtain first-level computing support; register for a DCS computer account; add money to terminal server or laser printing account; obtain black & white or colour laser printing; get your computer repaired; purchase supplies; obtain site-licenced software and shareware; register for DCS courses." SUN OF A BEACH: So many people don't know where UW is, that maybe we should move it. On Monday the Toronto Star spoke of "the University of Waterloo in Kitchener" -- and even the Ontario government put out a news release not long ago with the same phrase. Then there are all the folks who call us "Waterloo University", city unknown. Had enough of these slights? And dreading the Waterloo winter weather that will be upon us ere long? Let's start a campaign to have this university moved -- lock, stock and creek -- to a suitable site in Bermuda. Petitions will be created as soon as somebody figures out a few details. Chris Redmond Information and Public Affairs, University of Waterloo 888-4567 ext. 3004 credmond@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca