Monday, February 7, 1994 IN THE NEWS: UW hit the front page of Saturday's Globe and Mail, and has had other media attention over the weekend, because of last week's decision by authorities here to cut off access to five sex-oriented computer newsgroups. As quoted in the newspapers, supporters and opponents of the decision both feel strongly. "We are talking about the worst child pornography you could imagine," Tammy Speers of the UW women's centre told the Globe. But Jeff Shallit, a computer science professor, spoke of academic freedom -- as well as the impracticality of blocking access to anything over the computer Internet these days -- and announced the founding of Electronic Frontier Canada, to promote freedom "as new computing, communications, and information technologies emerge". Arguments also raged on local newsgroups such as uw.general -- arguments many of which have been heard before, particularly when UW took steps against rec.humor.funny in 1988 and against sexual newsgroups in 1990. Flagellation, necrophilia, bestiality . . . really, it's just beating a dead horse. WHAT A CARD (1): The office of alumni affairs is promoting the Bank of Montreal UW MasterCard this week in South Campus Hall. "Everyone who fills out an application at the booth during this promotion will be given a complimentary gift in appreciation of their support," says Judy Mann, coordinator of the program. The revenue generated from the program supports the distribution of the Alumni Magazine to alumni, faculty and staff four times a year. "Without the support of the more than 5,600 cardholders this wouldn't be possible," says Mann. Staff are available to answer any questions or to help interested people fill out an application from Tuesday through Friday, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the main floor in SCH. If you have any questions about the program you can call Mann at ext. 5310. WHAT A CARD (2): It's Lighten Up Canada Day, according to promoters who say (and ain't it the truth) that Canadians need a laugh or two in the middle of February. Thousands of red noses are for sale, which should be enough to make anybody chortle through the snow. But the South Campus Hall gift shop doesn't have a single red nose in stock, we're sorry to say. STAFF TRAINING: Today's the last day, the personnel department says, to send in your registration for the one-day staff training programs offered this term. "On Tuesday we will be drawing names for all available spaces under our new lottery system," Katrina Maugham of personnel notes. A brochure listing the sessions -- ranging from "The Organized Employee" to "StreetSmart for Women" went out to staff last week. Chris Redmond Information and Public Affairs credmond@watserv1 ext. 3004